How to get sick of spondylosis

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A drunk man with a luggage and a newspaper arrives at the railway station and sits on a bench near a priest. The drunk man takes  a bottle of whisky out of his bag, drinks a lot of it and then reads the newspaper quietly. At one point he tells the priest:

„Excuse me, Father, do you know why people get sick of spondylosis ?”

„Of course”, the priest answers in a cold and sarcastic courtesy. „The factors that causes spondylosis are: a messy life, the companionship of doubtful quality women, the excessive consumption of alcohol and tobacco, drunks ending in borthels… All these lead to spondylosis”.

„Wowww ! I would never have believed that…”, replies the drunkard and then reads hi