A chick has never been in her native village for more than five years. One day she gets home, but when she crosses the treshold of the house her father screams at her:

„Where have you been all this time ? Why didn’t you write us a letter ? Why didn’t you call us ?”

The chick begins to cry and says among the tears:

„Dad, I’ve become a prostitute…”

„What ? Get out of here, sinful woman ! You are a shame to our Catholic family ! I deny you !”

„As you think, dad. I just want to give this gorgeous mink coat to my mother and give you that card worth 5,000 euros, as well the property papers of the villa that I just bought for you… Also, I wanted to invite you to spend the holidays on my yacht…”

Father asks:

„What did you say you…