In a beautiful day of wednesday one american arrive to romania , he come to oradea for study medicine because here is more cheaper.

The american gooes to the market to buy some milk and eggs and more ingredients to make some food , he saw a nice fellow (the farmer).

The american (aske him)-Do you have some milk???

The Farmer( he dosent now english) :- Nu vindem mai nene ciocolata(milka) eu sunt cioban nam numa lapte branza, oua si pe capra de nevastamea da aia sigur nu tio traba.

american:- Sorry i don't understand what are you saying i just want some milk and egs

farmer:-ba tu esti turc ma nam nu intzelegi ca nam dute dracului la magazin si iatzi dacolo!!

american:-( the american put his hand on the milk and say)- this is wat i want

farmer: -aaa asa trebuia sa zici pentru tine 1 milion de lei litru ca numa io stiu cate copite am luat aseara de la vaca in cap cand am mulso si in plus are si paie in iel .

american: -hear take 20 euro and do you have some meat??

Farmer :(intreaba oameni din piata ce inseamna meat si afla ca inseamna carne)- Am si meat am da am am gaina am vaca am porc am si caine daca vrei zi de care doresti ??

American :- give me pls 1 kg of chicken breast

Farmer: ba io nu te intzeleg ce zici da na ia daci 2 kg da carne de catel cai proaspata 40 de eruo te costa

American :- is this meat god??

Farmer : - da da ii de rasa cainele nui corcitura

American :- tanks very much and have a god day now i'm going home to cooke somting

The next day the farmer read in the paper that a american guy was foond dead because he eat some dog meat.

The farmer says in his mind (oo firar puteam sai cer mai multi bani pe carnea aia oricum nui mai trebe acuma)