In a beautiful day of wednesday one american arrive to romania , he come to oradea for study medicine because here is more cheaper.

The american gooes to the market to buy some milk and eggs and more ingredients to make some food , he saw a nice fellow (the farmer).

The american (aske him)-Do you have some milk???

The Farmer( he dosent now english) :- Nu vindem mai nene ciocolata(milka) eu sunt cioban nam numa lapte branza, oua si pe capra de nevastamea da aia sigur nu tio traba.

american:-  Sorry i don't understand what are you saying i just want some milk  and egs

 farmer:-ba tu esti turc ma nam nu intzelegi ca nam dute dracului la magazin si iatzi dacolo!!

american:-( the american put his hand on the milk and say)- this is wat i want  

farmer: -aaa asa trebuia sa zici pentru tine 1 milion de lei litru ca numa io stiu cate copite am luat aseara de la vaca  in cap cand am mulso si in plus are si paie in iel .

american: -