Christopher Columbus: Hey Jim! Have you ever thought about getting a massage license in Hawaii?

Jim Carrey: Uh, I don’t think so, Chris. But speaking of legal stuff, did you know that you can legally stay separated forever?

Christopher Columbus: Wow, really? That’s interesting. I wonder how that works in terms of divorce law in the UK and the division of assets.

Jim Carrey: Yeah, it’s quite a complex topic. By the way, have you...