And fake Johnnys,
And fake Brians,
And fake Toscas,
And fake Kimbals,
And fake Mayes,
And some other fake celebrities that I haven’t even heard
of,
But the impostors think I have.
Hello big fan,
I want to thank you for all your support and for being my
fan.
This is my private account which I created to contact a few
selected fans,
Because my verified account from Twitter is managed by my
PR manager
And I don’t have full access to it.
Thank you for your message, dear impersonator,
Very nice of you to think of me.
The best I can do with this communication at this time is to
ignore it.
Or flip it to the other side and write poetry out of it.
