You’re next

Two friends were talking. One asks the other why he wasn’t at his fellow’s wedding.

„I hate going to weddings”, he said. „When I was younger, my aunts were coming to me, catching my face and sayng:

„You’re next !”

„And it’s the same to me”, the other said. „But I got away from this when I told my aunts at the funerals that they were the next.”