Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Little Dicky asks his father what politics means. His father climbs him on his knees and explains it by giving an example: „Listen carefully, kid ! I earn money, so I am the CAPITALISM. Your mother takes care of the money, so she is the GOVERNMENT. Your grandfather takes…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A chick has never been in her native village for more than five years. One day she gets home, but when she crosses the treshold of the house her father screams at her: „Where have you been all this time ? Why didn’t you write us a letter ?…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A very beautiful woman has a pretty serious accident: her car collides with a man’s car. Their cars are now just wrecks. They squeeze hard out of the twisted piles, and the woman comes to talk to the man: „You are a man and I am a woman. Look…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: An Indian Navajo sat next to a salesman on a bench in the park. There was a large paper bag between them. The Indian has looked for a while at the bag. „Do you want to know what’s in the bag ?”, the salesman asked him. The Indian nodded.…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A project of Ford factory in Michigan can revolutionize the automotive industry. Dearborn bosses are working on the prototype of a car that runs alone and goes where it wants. „For this car, not only the driver is useless, but the passenger. You don’t need to tell it where…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Every time I hear about an iminent war I remember with respect and pride from the time when I was one of the brave defenders of Independece. At the time of the last Oriental conflagration I served in the civic guard – Intelligent Bayonet – in the company of…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Police officers on the promotion exam. Policeman John is also on the exam… The police chief is asking him to comment on The Merchant of Venice. The police chief is called on the phone and he puts his assistant Dicky in his place. The chief tells Dicky: „Ask him to…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Dozens of CIA agents have complained lately about the deplorable state of the press and say the covered journalists with whom they work have come to give them too much opinions and too litlle information. „If we not find urgently good journalists, we will turn ourselves into the Central…
Citește mai departeInițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: The lifeguard John’s diary in Miami Beach (Angela Merkel’s youth idyll) Dear Angela, I learned from CNN that you are fine and you have won the fourth Chancellery mandate. Bravo ! I don’t know what that means and if the chancellor is higher than a governor, but it seems…
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