The truth about Vladimir Putin's disappearance for ten days -
emissaries of an alien supercivilization convinced him to give them
a crash course in "not giving a shit" about everyone (it lasted ten
days, because they turned out to be heavy-headed - with all their
cognitive and intellectual supercapabilities)! No word, yet, on
whether it was successful! We'll be back... ( source, B. I. C. I.
U. - Universal Bureau of Intelligence, Counterintelligence and
Investigation)