Everyone seems so certainEveryone knows who they areEveryone’s got a mother and a fatherThey all seem so sure they’re going farThey all got more friends than they can useExcept me ‘cause I’m a foolI’m as simple as a beeAs a melody in CBut it don’t matterThere are more wishes than starsEvery guestSo pleased with themselvesThey’re brimming with successTheir whole life’s been blessedBut it don’t matterEveryone’s been on a holiday in the sunOr they just got back from oneAll they do is just have funThey all got more friends than they can useI’m not too certain about many thingsI’m not too sure who I amI ain't got no mother and I ain't got no fatherI ain't got no girlfrie