In Guinness World Records, Romania este prezenta cu numeroase chestii demne de perena admiratie, infinit respect si deosebita consideratie, cum ar fi:- Largest dog shelter (castrati-ma, castrati-ma)- Largest hora dance (beat that, world! oh wait, what? what do you mean what's a 'hora'?)- Earliest perfect 10 awarded in gymnastics (blabla we all know this)- Largest bowl of goulash- Longest chain of condoms (niste baieti plictisiti pe la Unirii...)- Longest straw chain (alti baieti plictisiti, dar care n-au avut bani de prezervative)- Longest smoked sausage (Oprescu in frenezia Craciunului, proaspat desemnat primar)- Most Santas distributing presents simultaneously (Oprescu continuand frenezia)- Most crystals on a wedding dress (o pitipoanca)- Largest group hug (ei n-au avut bani nici macar de paie)- Largest shopping bag ma...