(Characters: 

Margaret= MA

little margarets= LiMa

Lilly=LI )

In the beginning there was Margaret. She came here first. It has been her territory for more that 10 years already. She was happy here. Big Margaret with her little margarets surrounded by trees, fresh grass and loooots of space. Life was soo good. But one day ... she felt a different fragrance in the air ... it felt odd, very strange indeed. 

MA: Hey there! Can we please check quicly for intruders?

LiMa: Yes, mam, (said the little Margarets.) 

They sent a message through the underground that traveled through and through and ... guess what they found ... An intruder ... indeed there was one. Little Margarets hurried towards the corrupted zone where they met some weird creature.

 LiMa: Oh, my God, it stinks here. (Said one of the margarets) What is this? You (she pointed out to the strange thing) who are you? 

LI: Hello! I am so glad to see that there is someone else here. I was feeling so lonely. Nice to meet you. I am Lilly.

 LiMa: Lilly! (said the outraged little Margaret) ... Lilly, dear, you are not welcomed here. You better find yourself some other place to hang out and do your thing because this is Margaret's land. 

 LI: But where am I supposed to go? I've been traveling long and hard and felt quite nice here. Looks like there is plenty of space for all of us. Can't I stay here, please? 

LiMa: Absolutely not! Wait till Big Margaret finds out about all this. I don't know what will come out of you. She will go mad. Mad! Mad! Mad!

 LI: Who is Big Margaret?

 LiMa: Oh, only the master of these surroundings. She is the one who was here in the beginning. All this belongs to her. She hates intruders so she will definetely hate you. 

LiMa(2) & LiMa (3): Definetely hate, yes. Hate to the core, yeah. She will want you dead, yeah. 

LI: I am sure that if she will get to know me, she will feel better. There is nothing really to hate about me. I am nice, considerate, fun and in the end I am a flower just like her. 

LiMa: Oooh, don't even think telling her such nonsense. She is the best flower there is ... all other flowers are just stupid and stinky. So, please, if you ever meet her, even though I doubt you will, just shut up and don't even dare to adress her. I think the best thing you could do is to go back to where you came from, honestly.

LI: But I like it more here. There's much more space, the grass is greener, the trees are amazing, I already befriended some nice bees and things seemed to be going well for me. 

LiMa: Whaat?!?! Bees?! Oh, no, this is outrageous. This is exactly what we need, to mix our nice pure margaretian genes with these lilly smelly primitive genes. Listen, this is your last warning: Go back to where you came from or you will regret it. 

LI: Listen, you arrogant bitch, I was friendly and happy to meet you. Since we've met you did nothing, but bitching around and saying stupid things. Listen, I will stay right here. If your Big Ass Margaret or whatever her name is wants to come here to talk to me, let her do so. I am not afraid of her or of you. You can all go fuck yourselves for all I care and now go! Go to your precious master and leave me alone. I was nice and happy before you arrived.

LiMa: Oh my God, such awful words! I only heard such profanities from the bugs squirming deep underground. We will go for now, but preapare! Prepare for war. This is not YOUR land and you WILL go. 

LI: Fuck off! 

LiMa: Outrageous! Let's go little margarets, BUT, we will be back!

As the little margarets were walking back to their master they were debating the latest events thus:

LiMa(1): Wait until Big Margaret hears about this. I can't wait to see that little ... tramp ... away from here .... even dead for all I care ... 

LiMa(2): Little Margaret, wait! Let me look at you. Oh, my, you became red. You have to keep calm. You shouldn't lose your composure like that just because of some commoner. We have to stay white and beautiful. Don't let that Lilly get to you like that. That's exacty what she wants. To make us angry, you know? Not to think straight. 

LiMa(1): Did you hear how she talked to us? What she said about our dearest Big Margaret? That little insignificant brat! That ... That ... I don't even know how to call her in order not to go down to her level.

LiMa(2): Come on, breathe with me a little. Let's go : iiiiin .... and ooooooout. iiiiiin and ooooooout ...

LiMa1 was following the guidance of LiMa2: "Hiiiiiiiiiiii ... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii ... Haaaaaaaaaaaa ... " and slowly recomposed herself. 

LiMa(1): I am feeling better. Thank you, sister. Sorry for getting angry like that.

LiMa(2): It's ok. It's normal. 

  Soon they arrived back to Big Margaret. The little margarets hurried to her. 

LiMa(1): Dear Big Margaret, I am afraid we have some terrible news.

MA: What? I've been so worried about you. What happened? 

LiMa: We have an intruder. It's another flower ... her name is Lilly and she is ... purple. 

MA: What? What? What?! How long has she been here? 

LiMa: We don't know. She has been enjoyng the fresh grass, the trees and .... And ... 

MA: Aaaand? don't tell me that ...

LiMa: I am affraid that .... 

MA: Did she? ...Mingle with the bees? 

LiMa: I am afraid so. 

MA: HOW COULD SUCH A THING HAPPEN??? Where you all sleeping or what? How come nobody noticed this? 

LiMa: I don't know, mistress. I really don't. 

MA: This OUR or lands! We were here first. These are OUR resources. OUR trees, OUR freakin' bees.These lands are for White Margarets only. What will happen to our traditions?! This is the end of our civilisation. This land will be full of lillies now. Do you understand? The end! No more Margarets. We will all be Lilly Margarets now and ultimately there will be just Lillies. It is over for us.We must defend our right at all costs.

 LiMa1 and Lima2 began crying loudly on each other's shoulder:

 LiMa(1) & LiMa(2): Ihihit's oover! Huhuhu, why must life be so cruel? We were such beautiful flowers and now ... huhuhuhu ... It's ohohoveheher! Good, bye, my dear sisters and mothers: huhuhuhu 

MA: Stop crying, you imbeciles! What did you tell to this Lilly? 

LiMa: We told her to leave, but she refused. She said she doesn't care because she likes it here and she is not affraid of anything, not even of you. 

MA: Oh really? Is that what she said? Please prepare the guns. I will make my choice and go pay this Lilly a visit. If she doesn't understand dialog, she will definetely understand violence. Muahahahahaha! Everybody understand violence. 

LiMa: As you wish, boss. I will do that imediately. 

The little margarets prepared the royal guns and lay them in line before Big Margaret. She took a close look at them , one by one, but still setlled for the AK47 because it is the coolest and she was going for dat Bin Laden look. She grabbed the gun and headed towards the intruder with her two little margarets by her side. 

 Lilly was bathing in Rose petals and singing when suddenly she heard a voice from the back:

MA: Are you Lilly? She turned around and saw Big Margaret with a gun pointed at her. 

LI:Yes, I am Lilly. (She replied calmly)  I guess you are Big Margaret. I heard about you. If we would've met a few hours ago I would've told you that I am very happy to meet you and that I hope we can be friends, but I guess that it is not a possibility anymore. 

MA: Damn right, it isn't. Please pack your stuff and be on your way. Or else .... 

LI: Or else what? Are you going to kill me with that? 

MA: You can bet on that, missy. This place is not for the likes of you so get out! 

 LI: I am not going anywhere. You are! 

MA: I wouldn't be so funny if I would have a gun pointed at me. 

LI: Oh, Margaret, sorry for being rude, I forgot to introduce you to my good friends: Rose and her Lil Army Of Roses. Rose got out from under the water in Lily's bathtub and the Lil Army Of Roses came out from all over the place surrounding the margarets,.

Lilly looked straight into Margaret's eyes and said calmly:

LI: Oh, yeah, of course, they all have guns as well, they are roses after all. (she laughed sweetly then suddenly got serious again) So .., what's it gona be, Margaret? 

Margatert looked around. The number of roses and guns far surpassed her little margarets. They didn't stand a chance.  everybody understands violence, right?  Margaret got a sudden big smile on her face, threw away the gun and said happily to Lilly.

MA: Oooh, that old thing? It is not even working. It was just a joke. I came here to welcome you and your friends, of course, to our neighbourhood. I am sure that through dialog and mutual understanding we will manage to make a better place together. Dear Lilly, me the Big Margaret and the little margarets all wish you a warm welcome into our family (Said Big Margaret exhuberantly) 

Understanding the game, Lily smiled and replied:

 LI: Oh, that's so nice of you. I am so glad to be here. It's lovely to be surrounded by such nice beautiful nature and neighbours. Now, if you don't mind, I would like to finish my bath. 

MA: Oh, but of course, of course. I am so sorry. I didn't want to retain you for so long. We will be on our way now. 

LI: Ok. Bye bye! 

MA: Bye! Bye! 

Margaret walked away and turned towards the little margarets: 

MA: I hate that fuckin' bitch! 

 Lilly, relaxed in her bathtub and said to Rose: 

LI: I hate that fuckin' bitch! 

                                                                            - The End-