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    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Little Dicky asks his father what politics means. His father climbs him on his knees and explains it by giving an example: „Listen carefully, kid ! I earn money, so I am the CAPITALISM. Your mother takes care of the money, so she is the GOVERNMENT. Your grandfather takes…

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    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A chick has never been in her native village for more than five years. One day she gets home, but when she crosses the treshold of the house her father screams at her: „Where have you been all this time ? Why didn’t you write us a letter ?…

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  • Happy accident... 268

    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A very beautiful woman has a pretty serious accident: her car collides with a man’s car. Their cars are now just wrecks. They squeeze hard out of the twisted piles, and the woman comes to talk to the man: „You are a man and I am a woman. Look…

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  • A good exchange... 299

    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: An Indian Navajo sat next to a salesman on a bench in the park. There was a large paper bag between them. The Indian has looked for a while at the bag. „Do you want to know what’s in the bag ?”, the salesman asked him. The Indian nodded.…

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  • Innovation: Ford wants to manufacture the car that runs alone and goes where it wants 284

    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: A project of Ford factory in Michigan can revolutionize the automotive industry. Dearborn bosses are working on the prototype of a car that runs alone and goes where it wants. „For this car, not only the driver is useless, but the passenger. You don’t need to tell it where…

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    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Every time I hear about an iminent war I remember with respect and pride from the time when I was one of the brave defenders of Independece. At the time of the last Oriental conflagration I served in the civic guard – Intelligent Bayonet – in the company of…

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  • The smuggler of Venice... 280

    Inițial publicat pe SKYLINE REPORTS: Police officers on the promotion exam. Policeman John is also on the exam… The police chief is asking him to comment on The Merchant of Venice. The police chief is called on the phone and he puts his assistant Dicky in his place. The chief tells Dicky: „Ask him to…

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